'Til Tuesday - Live from Canada

Hush. Keep it down now. Voices carry.

Yeah they do - all the way from our neighbors to the north with another edition of TSZ's Tuesday Two. Mysterio nailed the parlay last week, so let's see what he has for us today...

Mysterio's Tuesday Two

Okay fellow TSZers. Surely we have all missed the Monday Morning Roundup from Vincenzo and Spartacus but we don't have anyone named Shirley on our TSZ team so I'm not sure who I'm talking to. I have a tune in my head that's going "get well, get well soon, we want you to get well" as sung by Elaine on Seinfeld, that we all at once should sing to get Vincenzo better. Feel better young TSZer!

In the history of the Tuesday Two there have been many times when I think to myself.....dream big , or go home. That's exactly what we did last week when we started out 2-0. It's only 2 games you say. Believe me it's not as easy as it sounds because on Parlays there is no room for error! A $50 bet on Green Bay and Seattle last week paid a total of $182, which isn't too bad at all. 

A wise man once told me (it was the voice inside my head) that bookies love the parity that the NFL is today. I spoke back to that wise man and replied, "that's why we have TSZ so we can discuss games and beat those said bookies to the ground!" At that point I was removed from Walmart because I guess talking to yourself isn't one of their rules that are accepted. You may want to wait until after Friday to put these said bets in because remember, the world is ending on Friday and if you give your bookie any money before then he will be at the Walmart I am banned from spending your money!!!  
                                  

Last week we took Green Bay to beat Chicago by 3 in Chicago. What a game! Who runs a trick punt play when you are up by 11? Green Bay, that's who! Who is the worst kicker in all of football? Mason Crosby that's who! We win! Last week we took Seattle to beat Buffalo in Toronto. What a game! What can you say about this game? Seattle becomes the first team in 80 years to score 50 back to back. We win!

Atlanta Falcons (-3) at DETROIT LIONS

Remember 2 weeks ago when you looked up and Atlanta was favoured by 3.5 over a terrible Carolina team. I do! We all looked at that spread and said that must be a misprint. Did they forget to put the 1 in front of the 3 making it 13.5. No, those degenerate bookies knew exactly what they were doing! Guess what, there is no mistake this time and Atlanta will remember that beat down they took against the Panthers that week and will take it out on Detroit this week. 

                              

Albeit Atlanta is a different team on the road than they are at home but that said beat down will serve as a wake up call and Atlanta will win this game easily. Can you believe that the Detroit-Arizona game was televised last week! I can, because I watched some of it in between commercials of the Boys-Steelers tilt that saw the Boys win an amazingly tight game. Anyway, Detroit may be the worst coached team in the NFL and that will go a long way towards them losing again this week. Falcons by 14!

CAROLINA PANTHERS (-8) vs. Oakland Raiders

Oakland is the second worst team in football ahead of Kansas City. I could end this rant right there and that would be enough but I will ramble a little more. This is a game of 2 teams going in the opposite direction. Although Oakland won a game at home last week against the first worst team in the NFL. Carolina is coming off a drubbing of San Diego and playing unbelievable football at a great time for us to jump on their bandwagon. 

                               

Carolina trumps Oakland in almost every statistical way including: points for 21.1-18.8, points allowed 22.8-28.7, Rushing yards 121.6-89.9, Passing yards allowed 217.71 - 248.29, Rushing yards allowed 117.93-122.5 and turnover differential. The one category that Oakland leads Carolina is passing yards which will be tough for them to do in this game because Palmer or Pryor will be on their backs all game. Carolina has been playing unbelievably inspired football the last few weeks and I see that continuing this week with a drubbing of the Raiders. Carolina by 21.

That's it for this weeks Tuesday 2. Roger that Houston and a big 10-4 to your bets this 

MAY THE SPREADS BE WITH US!!!

--Mysterio