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Sunday, August 25, 2013

NFC North Forecast: Detroit Lions

What's a Bush in the Hand Worth?

By MaChez, TSZ Expert

Detroit Lions - Over/Under 7.5 Wins

2012: 4-12, 4th in the NFC North

After finally getting into the playoffs in 2011, the Lions were a complete disappointment last season with a 4-12 record.  Perhaps the biggest sign of how the season went was the Thanksgiving game when Coach Jim Schwartz used a ridiculous rule to give the Texans a TD on a non-TD play, essentially throwing in the metaphorical red towel on the season.


Despite his 1-23 record against winning teams, Matt Stafford was pleasantly compensated with a big contract extension this off-season, and it looks like the Lions are going to make him run for it.  Longtime LT Jeff Backus retired, RT Gosder Cherilus left for the Colts, and Detroit has done nothing to fix the problem.  In other news, @JaredAllen69, @ClayMatthews52, and @JuliusPeppers49 are #excited.


Although they weren’t signing offensive linemen, they did sign RB Reggie Bush to replace Jahvid “at getting concussed I am the” Best.  Bush was really the last puzzle piece to this offense and should be a dangerous weapon both running and catching the ball.  Obviously they still have Calvin “Megatron” Johnson, only managed four wins last year despite him having the best season ever for a wide receiver.  They will need more production from Nate Burleson, second-year receiver Ryan Broyles, and tight ends Brandon Pettigrew and Tony Scheffler if they expect to improve.

Although the Lions are stacked on the interior of their D-Line with Ndamukong Suh and Nick Fairley, they did let talented DE Cliff Avril walk to the Seahawks and Kyle Vanden Bosch to unemployment.  To fill this hole, they drafted DE and fashionista Ziggy Ansah who will also help them compete with the Miami Heat for most stylish professional team. Ansah is another one of those raw, high-potential players, and will eventually make this first-round line downright scary.


The Lions are also pretty strong in the secondary.  They re-signed star CB Chris Houston and drafted Darius Slay in the 2nd round, who led the SEC in interceptions. At safety, Louis Delmas will continue to be the leader of the defense and newly arrived ex-Houston FS Glover Quin will turn this into one of the better safety tandems in the league. 

After they lost 50-year old starting kicker, Jason Hanson, the Lions awesomely decided to turn to YouTube to find his replacement. Fortunately they stumbled upon Harvard Rugland (no, it’s not a carpet store), a 28-year old Norwegian who calls himself KickaliciousTM


On paper the Lions look like at least a 10-win team, and from 2009-2011 they seemed to be moving in that direction. Last year, however, even with all the talent on their team they really dropped the ball with all the off-field issues. It makes me wonder if this is really a coaching problem.  Another possible issue is injuries.  Stafford, Johnson, and Best only played in five games together and went 5-0 during them.  With Bush being a bit more reliable than Best, the offense could be powerful when they play together. 


The Lions schedule, second hardest in the league, doesn’t make things any easier on them this year.  The first half isn’t so bad, and a 4-0 record to start wouldn’t be crazy (MIN, @ARI, @WAS, CHI).  The second half, unfortunately, looks rough with @CHI, @PIT, GB, BAL, NYG, and @MIN.  Despite these potential roadblocks, I think this offense is too talented for another 4-12season.  I don’t see them going worse than 8-8, and hesitantly predict one more win and a 9-7 record. Either way, I recommend taking the OVER 7.5 Wins.


NFC North Team Breakdowns: Chicago BearsDetroit LionsGreen Bay PackersMinnesota Vikings, or Final Standings

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