Traditional gambling a la Atlantic City, Las Vegas, or even nefarious, back ally Bookies is unequivocally - with the exception of investing in Facebook earlier this year - the stupidest thing you can possibly do with your money.
As Marco likes to say, "You don't build multi-million dollar theme hotels on a dessert with losings." We affectionately call the Vegas casinos Sand Castles. Not even Harry Potter could work his magic there. A fool and his money...am I right? Nuff said.
Similarly, that convertible Caddy, faux fir coat, and blingity bling bling your bookie sports didn't come from the generous contributions of his client list. Bookies are basically portable casinos, they are essentially the house that always wins, which again illustrates that gambling as a general rules is for dumbasses.
"Word on the street is you're an idiot."
That being said, there are scenarios in which gambling makes perfect sense. Those scenarios include, but are not limited to head-to-head bets, gambling pools, and everybody's favorite game - truth-dare-double-dare-love-kiss-or-promise. Who's in?
Stay away from the strips and the street corners, people. Choose your opponents wisely, study their strengths, uncover their blind spots, and most importantly, make sure they're a bigger idiot than you are.
Vinny and Marco
Stay tuned for our upcoming countdown to the 2012 NFL season, including the most comprehensive, infallible, and ridiculously accurate tips to pre-season scouting that will ensure regular season gambling success. You will not be disappointed.
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