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Saturday, December 29, 2012

Mysterio's Tuesday Two

In 1988, Morrissey crooned the histrionic reminder that "every day is like Tuesday." Never have such fictional lyrics been truer than today. The winter holidays tend to divert us all from routine and towards our family gatherings and obligations - even in Canada. With Christmas and Boxing Day behind us, however, Mysterio is back at TSZ and ready to build on the perfection that has been his Tuesday Two.

LAST WEEK: 2-0 ATS

SEASON TO DATE: 4-0 ATS

Translation: Nailed it. For those of you who followed his lead, you should have quintupled your money. Even if you didn't bet that much, it's really fun to say quintupled. Before we get to Mysterio's weekly work of art, let's welcome those who have joined our community through Friday Five inquiry.

TSZ Weloming Committee: We proudly announce the arrival of Lowen A., Micahel M., Jeff W., Andrew G., and Stan J. Gentlemen, you've come at good time. We fully intend to finish the season strong and carry our community into a playoff run for the ages. If you want to know how to access our Friday Five, click on the link below:

http://www.thespreadzone.blogspot.com/2012/12/friday-five-grand-finale.html

And now, drum roll please...

Mysterio's Tuesday Two

It's been an insanely busy holidays so I'm going to keep this short. In the history of Mysterios' Tuesday 2 we are now 4-0. Whether the games mean nothing or if they are very important, I always take the 2 games that I think are locks and post them for our guaranteed monetary gain. Last week Atlanta covered on Saturday and the biggest baby in the NFL (Cam Newton) covered on Sunday. Big wins for me and my other follower Gabby. Gabby wasn't pleased with the 2 different days my picks were on so this is for you Gabby. 2 picks, both on Sunday.


SEATTLE SEAHAWKS -10 vs. St Louis Rams

                      

The Seahawks can win games now by just showing up! Having blown out their last 3 opponents I look for this 1 to be over by half time. A 10 point spread might as well be 27 because this game will be a blowout!

P.S. Matt Flynn may fill in but he is a VERY capable backup! P.S.S. Watch for Sherman to be handing out "Skittles" on the sideline. Seahawks by 28!

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS -10.5 vs. Miami Dolphins

Believe it or not, New England still has home field to play for. Watch for Billy B. to have a game plan in which not only will Brady pass for 440 yards but New England will dominate every facet of the game. Miami will play hard for Regis (Joe) Philbin but it won't do any good against a team that needs to step it up and get rolling for the playoffs. New England by 20!

                                   

Sorry to keep it so short TSZ faithful but being a single Dad on the holidays is more work than on normal days.

If Vincenzo and Spartacus going 5-0 last week doesn't  get ALL your friends to join TSZ I don't know what does.

Roger that Houston and a big 10-4 to all your bets this week!

MAY THE SPREADS BE WITH US!!!!

--Mysterio

2 comments:

  1. Just a quick heads up for anyone reading this.....the Cowboys win in Washington straight up!! Cowboys by 7!!!!!!!!

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  2. It looks like I suspended Psychic Saturdays about two weeks too soon because last weekend my animal communicating, psychic mother-in-law went 15-1 straight up. 15-1 !!! Once is luck, twice is a trend, so just for fun I'm posting her straight up picks here so we all have proof and so you can commiserate with me if she does another 70 year-old victory dance. Here are her winners.

    1.Falcons
    2. Bills
    3. Ravens
    4. Steelers
    5. Bears
    6. Jaguars
    7. Eagles
    8. Saints
    9. Colts
    10. Packers
    11. Seahawks
    12. Dolphins
    13. Chiefs
    14. Chargers
    15. Cardinals
    16. Cowboys

    Good luck Granny C.

    Vinny and Marco

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